A threesome fanfiction involving Chris Evans, Robert Downey Jr., and Chris Pratt, by Chris Pratt.
"Robert, have you heard about this fanfiction stuff?"
“Heard about it? For all you know, I write it. And don’t think I don’t appreciate being the filling in your theoretical Chris sandwich, because I do.”
"What makes you think you’d get to be in the middle?"
"Respect your elders, kid. Plus it’s more visually symmetrical that way."
"You actually have put thought into this, haven’t you."
"I’m not telling you my AO3 screen name."
[RDJ Advises Chris
Evans Pratt on his Life Choices]